Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Tanking 101?

So yesterday, tuesday the 13th of October, I tanked my first raid. I'd say I was cool as a cucumber and did everything correctly, but even Kanye West would agree that would be the best lie of all time.
Fun?
Hell yes.

It started out wonderfully - with a pug Onyxia10 raid while we waited for the proper raidstart. Me maintanking. Fun - I did great, until the last pull. 'One more try guys, let's give this our best!'
Add a momentarily confused tank when turning Onyxia around to face away from the raid, I realised the second before it happened where this was going. Boom - I swear that was what I heard in my mind's ear - as half the raid was cleaved to death.

With that experience fresh in my mind, I went, somewhat anxious, to Trial of the Champion10, as an offtank.
Trust me, I was shivering in my pants when we pulled the first boss, but it went fine, and in phase two I picked up my - not two, but one - jormungar worm, and tanked him flawlessly... all the way, until Acidmaw died, and I was left with an enraged Dreadscale... facing the raid.
Boom, frontal cone aoe, raidwipe.
Second time was flawless, and it set the pace for the rest of the night, second time being the charm, apparently.

Lord Jaraxxus - I tanked adds and it wasn't my fault this time because I was told to stay away from the Infernals who wiped us on 10%. Second go I did my best to taunt them off people, and whether or not that made a difference I don't know, might've been luck.

Faction champions were annoying to be honest. Bloody resto druid getting immune to cyclone - haxx I tell you, haxx. I don't have that in MY treeform! First attempt saw us dead, second attempt saw them dead.

The Twin Val'kyr - let me tell you, I like this fight! Unfortunately one of our healers had never been here before (and also hadn't read tactics, no fault of his), so he forgot to switch colour before a vortex. Without his healing people started dying.
Second attempt, again, flawless.

Lastly - Anub'arak. Ok so my first big add burrowed. Big deal ;)
This took us around four or five tries as far as I remember, I wasn't really counting. We had some inexperienced people who failed on the chasing part (but learned from their mistakes), then we had some dps *cough* Wolfy, Doc *cough* that died early on, and thus we lacked the dps to get through phase 3, the first time we got to it.
However, on the next try we nailed him perfectly.

That was my first raid-tanking experience since Kara (which Drae basically solo-tanked without me anyway, the one time I tried :P), and to be honest it was a lot of fun. Fortunately we pugged some really nice people (with the exception of the paladin who left once he realised he couldn't need on ret-items), who knew what they were doing most of the time, and if they didn't they learned quickly.

Sunday, 20 September 2009

Drama at the Wrathgate

All credit to Jarodan on the worldofwarcraft.com forums (click title for link), but I thought this deserved to be reposted - and read - by as many people as possible. Read it through, if you're not laughing by the end of it you're either a) not a WoW player or b) ... wth is wrong with you?


Highlord Bolvar Fordragon walks among his men.

Alliance Soldier 1: Highlord Bolvar!
Alliance Soldier 2: Thank the Light!
Alliance Soldier 3: For Lordaeron!
Alliance Soldier 4: For the Alliance!

Bolvar roars as he and his men charge into the undead.


Highlord Fordragon: Back, you mindless wretches!

The gates open and Scourge vrykul, speaking in their native tongue, charge out.


Highlord Fordragon: Fight on, brothers!

As the battle continues, Saurfang the Younger observes the conflict and raises his axe to rally his soldiers.

Saurfang the Younger: Rise up, sons of the Horde! Blood and glory await us!

Back at the battle, Bolvar glances up at the sound of an orcish horn, and Saurfang and his troops arrive.

Saurfang the Younger: Lok'tar ogar! For the Horde!

Horde army: FOR THE HORDE!

Bolvar and Saurfang fight side-by-side.

Highlord Fordragon: I was wondering if you'd show up!

Saurfang the Younger: I couldn't let the Alliance have ALL the fun today!

Saurfang swings his axe, killing three undead vrykul in one slash. After the battle ends, Bolvar and Saurfang approach the gate.

Highlord Fordragon: Arthas! The blood of your father, of your people, demands justice! Come forth, coward, and answer for your crimes!

The gate rumbles and opens again, revealing the Lich King, Frostmourne in hand.


The Lich King: You speak of justice? Of cowardice? I will show you the justice of the grave and the true meaning of fear!

As the Lich King approaches, undead legions rise behind him.


Saurfang the Younger: Enough talk! Let it be finished!

Saurfang charges. The Lich King swings Frostmourne, shattering Saurfang's axe and killing the orc instantly. Frostmourne consumes the soul of the slain orc.

Highlord Fordragon: You will pay for all the lives you've stolen, traitor.

The Lich King: Boldly stated. But there is nothing you can--

An explosion and a green cloud behind Bolvar interrupts the confrontation.


The Lich King: What?

Laughter from the heights above the Wrathgate as Grand Apothecary Putress approaches.


Grand Apothecary Putress: Did you think we had forgotten? Did you think we had forgiven?

As he speaks, the catapults come forward.

Grand Apothecary Putress: Behold, now, the terrible ven--

Kanye West has appeared beside Putress on the cliff face.

Kanye West: YO PUTRESS, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT ARTHAS HAD ONE OF THE BEST BETRAYALS OF ALL TIME. THE BEST BETRAYAL OF ALL TIME. PEACE.

Kanye West has teleported away!

Grand Apothecary Putress: ...

Highlord Fordragon: ...You can still fire the catapaults if you want.

Grand Apothecary Putress: Death to the Scourge! And death to th-... $#!% it. I'll be in the Undercity.


^^

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

How I reduced my incoming Spam by 90%

Let's face it, I love Gmail, Gtalk, and much of what Google does in this world. The mail-service is one of the better ones I've encountered, little to no advertising, clean and easy to use.
Gtalk - it would be perfect if I could only chat with people on msn through it, without all the fricking annoying and incredibly stupid themes, smilies, nudges, pictures - GAH.

Simplicity. That is what I love about Google. Give me what I want without extras!

Of course, nobody's perfect, so one of my mail-accounts has been on the recieving end of quite a bit of spam recently. It all goes into the spam folder, so it's not a big problem, but I still find it annoying.
Yes, I know it's my own fault for registering to dodgy sites such as Facebook, but still, it's kinda frustrating and rude and stupid.

However, on the occasions I peeked into the spamfolder, I noticed an increasing number being addressed from my very own Gmail-account. I don't know how this works, but basically spammers are able to fake my own mail-address, making my spamfolder look like I have an obsessive, compulsive need to send myself spam.

To this I found one very simple, yet very effective solution.
I started filtering myself.
One simple filter, one mail-address blocked, and my spam reduced by 90%. From thirty-pluss spam-messages a day, to three.

Of course I can no longer use my preferred method of transferring files from pc to pc, which is sending them to myself on mail, but that's a minor obstacle. As any self-respecting geek, I've got more than one mail-account, one of which I keep very, very clean.
It's not registered to Facebook, which in my opinion explains everything.

Friday, 1 May 2009

A small fanfiction piece about Tirion Fordring

They had come from far and wide to pay their last respects to Tirion Fordring, the Ashbringer, Supreme Commander of the Argent Crusade, and the man who struck the killing blow to the Lich King, Arthas.

They watched her as she claimed her place just behind the carriage that would carry her husband. Perhaps they waited for some weakness, some sign of her grief – but it did not come. Her steps did not falter, her expression did not change, and no tears were forthcoming. She walked calmly, with customary dignity, as the procession slowly made their way out of Mardenholde Keep.

A soft breeze caught her hair, and exposed a pale face with glittering green eyes to the world. She had forgone the traditional shawl and allowed her hair to hang loose.
At sixty-one she was still a very beautiful woman, her hair still as black as night, with not a single strand of grey in it. There were those who had envied Lord Fordring because of her – where others and dismissed her as a mere thing of beauty and amusement for an old man.

A few of them scoffed at her cold dignity. Lord Fordring had been much loved by everyone, a hero of several wars, the founder of the Argent Crusade, but his wife did not grieve his passing.
Apparently, even heroes made the occasional bad choice.



Another day, a different time, she would have caught their glances and read their faces and known what they were thinking. She would have cared very little. She had not lived this long by caring about the opinions of others. Only one mattered – her own.
And his. Ever since she met him, his opinion mattered.

Only those who knew her well saw the tightening around her eyes as she fought to keep her countenance.

The carriage stopped before a large oak. She heard the crowd behind her – whispering, crying, talking. She ignored their voices, knowing that they would be kept back by her men. By her husband’s men.
She would allow them to see Tirion one last time. She would allow them that. But this moment belonged to her.

Slowly, reverently, his body was moved from the carriage and onto the pyre. Fifty years ago it had been customary to bury the bodies of the dead in the earth. The coming of the Scourge had changed that. For the younger generations, funeral pyres were the only tradition they knew. By the time her generation was gone, only the ruins of mausoleums and the remnants of graveyards would stand witness to the old ways.

Cool, green eyes rested upon his face. It was the face of a warrior – sharp and defined. While alive his face had been marred by grief and toil, but she knew many of the lines were from smiling. The wrinkles around his eyes, the lines around his mouth. In death, they were all faded, and his face was placid and still.
Thirty years ago his hair had been steely grey, however strands of deep brown could still be found upon closer inspection – and she had made sure to inspect.

Now it was completely white.

His eyes were closed. Somehow that made her throat ache. She knew that if she turned around she would be able to see his eyes – two pairs of them.
She chose not to.
Two hands were folded across his chest – white and frail. She could remember a time when they could lift the heavy Ashbringer with ease. Only very rarely had she been able to best him in a sword fight.
She could remember how soft and gentle they could be when they made love, and how they would wrap around her and hold her close. Always warm.

The hands of a warrior. The hands of a lover. The hands of a father.

It was time now, to let him go. Her Widow’s Wreath. She had it made of icethorn – a little flower that grew in the melting waters of Icecrown Glacier, a wilful and sturdy white bloom among razorsharp thorns. Sometimes, in the midst of ugliness and danger, you can find beauty.
She stepped forward, slowly, and it gently to rest upon his chest. With the exception of Alexandros and Uther, everyone was too far away to see that her hand shook.
The words she whispered to him, no one heard.
‘Of all the things you gave me, Tirion, your love was the most beautiful.’

Then she allowed the pyre to be lit.

The magical fire licked up around the wooden pyre. Soon it would reach the earthly shell that had once been her husband. It would ensure that Lord Tirion Fordring was properly incinerated, and that neither his body nor ashes could be used or raised, after his death.

For one wild moment she considered joining him on the pyre, but it was only a flash of a thought and she spared it no second glance. There had been women – and men – who had thrown themselves on the pyre with their dead spouse. She would not be one of them. The widow of Tirion Fordring would not leave this world on such a dramatic whim. Until the last, she would keep her dignity and honour. He deserved that much.



That night, when she was alone, she left her bed – their bed – and went to the window. In her hands she held a sword encased in a worn scabbard. The leather had once been black and shining, but many years and many battles had taken its toll and the leather was now dull. The grip had been of white pinewood, but now it was darkened, by soil, blood and sweat.

A soft zing sounded in the quiet room as she slowly pulled the sword from the sheath. Where the scabbard and grip had been darkened and changed by age, the blade had remained blank and sharp. At first glance it was a simple sword, with no decorations, however if you looked closer you could see golden inlays on the crossguard and pommel, and on the chappè an image of a prancing horse. The Fordring coat of arms.
Below it there was engraved one word.
Nisheva.


It had been a gift. In Lordaeron it was customary to give women gifts when they had given birth – if she had sons the gift was often more valuable than with daughters. Normally the gift consisted of jewellery, dresses, or land.
Tirion Fordring had known his wife well enough to know that such gifts would not be appreciated. She had no need for either. As such he had commissioned this particular sword – dwarvenmade - for her. Few women had understood the gift. While most men could appreciate a good sword, few of them realised just how much money that sword had cost.
She had been overjoyed, grateful and delighted, and the sword had followed her in every battle ever since. To this day, twenty-seven years later, it was still as sharp as the day it was made.

The sword was soundlessly returned to the scabbard.

Her life had not been an easy one – one war tended to slide over to the next, and much of her life had been spent in a saddle with a sword in hand. Yet these last thirty years, despite being filled with war and strife, seemed so very bright to her. It was as if the memories themselves were overlaid with a golden shine. She could not remember ever losing hope, and the years that was counted as the darkest years of their generation, were, for her, filled with happiness and laughter.

In the future, she knew, laid peace. Her sons would fight fewer wars and experience less grief. But where the world around her saw peace and prosperity, she saw nothing. Her future was laid out before her in the dull light from an old moon – bleak and grey.
She knew that the pain would fade with time. She knew she would live on. She would give what love she had left to her sons, and their children and families.
But she would always be less than what she once was.
She had given a piece of herself to Tirion Fordring, and he had taken that with him, to the grave. His light had been extinguished and she could not light the way alone.

In the darkness of her room, she knelt on the floor and clutched her sword – his gift – to her chest.
Alone, she wept.

Thursday, 16 April 2009

Patch 3.1.0

Yesterday, on wednesday the 15th of April, we got patch 3.1.0. First major patch since the release of WotLK. Ulduar, dualspecs, new fancy changes and achievements, Argent Tournament and stuff.

I have many thoughts on the patch. I was actually quite disappointed - because the fun changes isn't going to do much for me, and the changes that DOES give me something... well meh.

Ulduar
The new 10 and 25 man instance! Titans, earthen and much more! I'm not going to see this in well... probably ever, but hopefully we'll get some respite from the 'WotLK is too easy!' whiners. /eyes certain people and giggles

Dualspecs
FUN! The 1k fee is kind of steep, and it's never going to pay off (because I don't respec very often, so it's usually 5 gold every six months or something to that effect). However, I now have a fancy button I can click that will switch between feral cat spec (soloing rawr) and my belowed resto spec. I have missed it.
Ofc I also had to sink another thousand gold into my death knight - blood tanking and unholy dps respectively, and then another for my enhancement shaman's resto spec. I like the way the bar changes with specs, and remembers the buttons. Speccing made easy and sexy. With any luck I'll have more sense than spending 1k gold on my rogue, mage, warlock and hunter - Though I guess the hunter might get a survival/beastmastery combo after a while. Maybe.

The downside to those 3k is ofc that
1. It's 100% wasted gold, because
2. I don't raid, and
3. I rarely need to change specs. But who cares?

Professions
Meh. And yay.
Inscription gets the 'meh' because I now have to farm my recipes. MEH.
I guess I must start doing dailies and get some exhalted reputations. That'll give me mobs to kill; farming without another purpose than getting inscription techniques is... meh.

All the other professions gets a yay, because for the most part they were made easier to level (cooking and fishing), or got some new recipes (enchanting, leatherworking, jewelcrafting, tailoring). Fishing got some cool changes in particular, and my druid finally got the 160th cooking recipe, even though it was a pain to go to Bael Modan to get Dig Rat Stew (bind on pickup FTL). I haven't picked up the new fishing rod on all my characters (as some of them don't have the skill yet) but both my Rogue and Death Knight has a nice upgrade there.

Argent Tournament
Recipe for disaster. Everyone wants to get Exhalted with The Silver Covenant (I TOLD you the Hippogryph would be available eventually), and the place is going to be crowded for ages. I swear. But I want the tabard, the mounts, and the epics, same as everyone else, so I guess I'll be stuck up there for the next year or so. Together with all the mobstealers.
Isle of Quel'danas II.